Friday, February 10, 2006

Burning Flag Business Plan

Slate's Explainer answer's the question, "where do all the danish flags come from?" regarding the many danish flags burned during the muslim cartoon protests

Amusing, but gives me the idea to create a business.

Burning Flag Business Plan

- To exploit the exhibition of world hatred via flag-burning, to sell flags during crisis situations.

1. Live near a major flag making factory.
2. Wait until the next major protest against one nation by another.
3. Hop on a plane to said location with boxes of flags. (-Carry USA flags in the event of a running out of supplies.)

-Fan the emotional flames by appearing on CNN with a heavily one sided opinion
-Repeat this point but with the opposite view on Fox.

SWOT (Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats)

-Republicans probalbly win next presidential election.

-Synergize with manufacturers of
a. Lighter Fluid
b. Kalishnikovs

- World Peace


1 comment:

javaricho said...

Dan, you forgot to mention checkered tea towls which can be used as head dress for all sel respecting protestors